A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night she told him "Please be gentle with me. I'm a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled husband "How can that be since you've been married 10 times before?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good" said the husband, "but why?"
"Duh, you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
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