The Nuprin penis: Little, Yellow, Different.

The Equal penis: Tastes like Sugar.

The Excedrin penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.

The Sprite penis: Image is nothing Taste is everything.

The Snickers penis: It satisfies you.

The Alkaseltzer penis: Pop, pop, fizz, fizz Oh, what a relief it is

The Magnavox penis: Smart. Very Smart.

The American Express penis: Don't leave home without it.

The Pringles penis: Once you pop, you can't stop

The M&M penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand

The Frosted Flakes penis: They're GGGRRRREEEEAAAAATTT!

The Lucky Charms penis: They're magically delicious

The Energizer penis: It keeps going and going

The Right Guard penis: Anything less is uncivilized

The Jolly Green *Giant* penis: Self-explanatory

The Campbells Soup penis: Mmm mmm good

The Purple Pickle penis: Heh heh

The Kix penis: Kid tested, mother approved.

The Tombstone penis: What would you like on your penis?

The Ragu penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.

The Chips Ahoy penis: Betcha bite a chip.

The Purdue penis: More meat, less bone.

The All State penis: You're in good hands.

The 7-Up penis: The UN-penis.

The Nike penis: Just do it.

The Barq's penis:

The one with bite.

The Beef penis:

It's what's for dinner.

The Bud Lite penis:

Great taste, less filling.

The Subway penis: Where fresh is the taste.

The Kentucky Fried Chicken penis: Finger licking good everybody needs a little.

The Life penis: Mikey likes it.

The Transformers penis: It's more than meets the eye.

The Twizzler penis: It makes mouths happy.

The Nintendo penis: Now you're playing with power

The Robitussin penis: Used by nine out of ten moms.

The Crest penis: Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.

The Champion penis: The official penis of the '96 u.s.a. olympic team.

The Starburst penis: The juice is loose.

The Toyota penis: I love what you do for me.

The Citibank Visa penis: It's everywhere you want to be.

The Timex penis: Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin

The Burger King penis: Have it your way

The Dairy Queen penis: Hot eats, cool treats

The Milk penis: It does a body good. (got penis?)

The Flintstone's Vitamins penis: 10 million strong and growing

The Wendy's penis: Where's the beef?

The Captain Planet penis: Go PENIS!!

The Folger's Crystals penis: The best part of wakin up is a penis in your cup.

The Lays penis: Betcha can't eat just one.

The Mr. Clean penis: Is it wet or is it dry?

The Diet Coke penis: Just for the taste of it

The Doublemint penis: Chewing really satisfies.

The Juicyfruit penis: The taste is gonna move ya.

The Big Red penis: It's longer with big red.

The Neon penis: Hi.

The Generic penis: One size fits all.

The Rave Music penis: Ya'll ready for this?

The Mortal Kombat penis: Nothing can prepare you.

The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.

The Pizza Hut penis: Makin' it great. Again and Again.

The Bounce Penis: With Static-Guard!

The Domino's Pizza penis: Delivers in 30 min or less

The Nyquil penis: The nighttime coughing, sneezing, runny-nose, itching, burning, so you can't rest penis.

The Extra penis: Lasts an extra extra extra long time

The Wonder Bubbles penis: Magic wand inside!

The Wonder Bubbles II penis: For ages 3 and up

The Gillette penis: The best a man can get.

The Charmin Double Roll penis: It lasts longer because it IS longer.

The Bacardi penis: Taste the feeling.

The Macintosh penis: Power is everything.

The Borg penis: Resistance is futile.

The Edge Shaving Cream penis: Ultimate closeness, ultimate comfort.

The Beatles penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.

The Oasis penis: Thinks it's the Beatles penis.

The Jell-O penis: Look at it wiggle, look at it jiggle.

The Secret penis: Strong enough for a man, ph-balanced for a woman

The Micro Machines penis: A whole world, in the palm of your hand.

The Sanka penis: Get that good to the last drop feeling

The Swiss Miss penis: The taste you can enjoy anytime, anywhere!

The Payday penis: Its almost totally nuts!

The Yellow Pages penis: Let your fingers do the walkin'

The Sony Play Station penis: You are not ready.

The Life Savers penis: Five fruity flavors